THANKS

As Turkey Day rolls around, how do I roll? What am I thankful for? Let me count the ways...
I'm thankful for Magnum, first off. I'm thankful that this is a free country and I can tattoo a screamin' eagle or dragon lady on whatever I want. I'm thankful to be paying the bills with what I love: tagging and bagging bail jumpers. I'm thankful that those poor Native American folks got casinos to gyp the white man for a little payback. And I'm thankful that tryptophen and anything flavored pumpkin will be coursing through my veins all weekend.

That's how I roll (thankfully),

TJD