I AM IN A MOVIE (NO JOKE)

Check it out, Hollyweird! I recently got a gig in a bonafide motion picture. Said motion picture is "JEFFIE WAS HERE,"  coming out on iTunes and worldwide, February 25. Very excited for you all to see my acting debut.

This Jeffie guy in the movie is a piece of work. He smelled like fish and weed and his beard was unruly. But he and I love to stick it to the man in all ways so I got no quarrel.

I play a MAJOR ROLE in this movie, known as "Fry Cook." That's not really his name, but his job. The scene is short, but important. Sadly, there are no stunts. As for my part, I will keep it secret the way movie people do. Is my scene moving? Yes. Tears may flow. Does the plot turn on the actions of my character? You bet. I come on screen and change the game. Do I have lines? Okay, not really. But I tell you in all confidence that "Fry Cook" -- even though he is on screen for only four or five seconds -- is integral to the plot. INTEGRAL! Watch the flick and see if I'm wrong.


I also got to keep the hairnet, which was a fine memento I will auction off for charity later. Or if Planet Hollywood is still in business, call me and let's discuss where in the restaurant it will be encased.