The Online Chronicles of T.J. Dallas

12/1/06

WHY MAGNUM P.I. IS AWESOME



1. He lives in Hawaii. That's like being on vacation all the time.

2. He lives the glamourous life of a detective, which is similar and equally glamous to the life of a bounty hunter.

3. The moustache.

4. He is always pissing off that dilweed Higgins. Somebody should have shot THAT guy, not J.R.

5. His friend T.C. has a helicopter that he can ride in anytime he wants.

6. The man has women sticking to his hairy chest like it was velcro.

7. His theme song makes you want to drive fast and kick ass.

8. He's named after a GUN, for God's sake.

2 Comments:

Blogger Darrin D. Dallas said...

But Uncle Tommy he wears those sissy, silky, flower shirts.

6:44 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang, T.J., you get off on Magnum P.I. worse than your mom does. (Oooooooh.)

3:20 PM

 

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